Goodr The Future Is Void VRG Sunglasses

What does this mean? A dystopian world full of urination stations? You know, because if you’re running a race and you can pee whenever, wherever (shoutout to Shakira), you won’t be able to resist the temptation to empty your bladder and it’ll mess up your time? Maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing. You’d feel sweet relief. We say, put on these shades of the future, black the F out, pee the F out, and feel comfort knowing it doesn’t matter what time you cross the finish line.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.